We all love our mothers and we all know we love our mothers. Perhaps it is exactly that premonition that makes people love to tell yo mama jokes. Often as a joke but occasionally also just to diss you. Whatever the intent Yo Mama Jokes are simply hilarious and as a tribute to making fun of our mothers here are the top 10 Yo Mama Jokes.
Try not to think of your own mothers and maybe your worst enemies instead, cause this Yo Mama Jokes tend to exaggerate quite a bit.
1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
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